Kings of Riversdale

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2005-11-19T23:22:00.000Z

9 Thing i hate about U

2005-05-14T15:16:00.000+01:00

1 - I hate when u leave me alone.

2 - I hate when u don't have time for me.

3 - I hate when u never notice me.

4 - I hate when u let me hanging by a thread without any support.

5 - I hate when u lied to me.

6 - I hate when u never once call me just to say hello.

7 - I hate when u look down on me.

8 - I hate when u never turn back on me.

9 - I hate when u ''main tikam belakang'' on me.

Daku maaf kan engko...

2005-05-14T15:09:00.000+01:00

Daku maaf kan engko..
Maaf kan dari segala kesalahan yg engko buat..
Maaf kan engko aper yg dibuat tanpa pengetahuan daku..
Sungguh nyer Nabi pun maaf kan umat nyer...
Nih kan aku yg tak tader nilai di dunia yg besar nih..
Hanya sekadar seungkap maaf daku lafazkan dari hati yg kecil nih..

TRUST are POWERFULL thing...

2005-04-20T02:31:00.000+01:00

do you know the real meaning of TRUST...trust is a powerful thing to mess with...i have learn this thing the hard way..once upon a time...not so so long ago...i meet this gurl...she so nice n kind to me n also to my fren'..one day she wanted me to hold her thing...her most precious thing in her life...it like her whole life were in my hand...n i did the stupidest thing...i'm go through all her staff..i find all thing of stuff then i or anyone should see...n for that i'm so sorry..but sorry...does it really can make thing better??make thing as same as before..i don't thing soo...so why bother say sorry...the moral of the story is that when someone trust even with a small thing..like a pen..u should respect n hold the trust..do mess it around...if once..i mean ONCE u mess up..u will never get the same trust as before...

reezs

The 5 Types Of Post-Marriage Sex

2005-03-24T15:43:00.002Z

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

from abg Ron-Jay(sex Specialized)

The 5 Types Of Post-Marriage Sex

2005-03-24T15:43:00.001Z

The 5 Types Of Post-Marriage Sex

2005-03-24T15:43:00.000Z

meaning of the country........

2005-03-22T17:38:00.000Z

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.
I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.
N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

2005-03-02T19:20:00.000Z

Message: PULANGKAN (LAGU TEMA PTPTN)Message:Pulangkan..(Lagu PTPTN)

(Ex-Student)Sedikit bunga yang menggodaSekadar dipandang usah dibayarKau pasti tak percayaDuitku bukan untukmu sayang (Pegawai PTPTN)
Tiada kusangka kau sungguh kejamKau peram hutang yang engkau pinjamNamun takkan bahgia kehidupanmuBila engkau berkonvokau milikkuPulangkan hutang-hutangku-(Pegawai PTPTN)Oh hentikanlah menghantuiku-(Ex-Student)
Oh pulangkan oh pulangkanlah padaku-(Pegawai PTPTN)
Kupulangkan semua hutangku-(Ex-Student)
Yang dikau peram tanpa relaku-(Pegawai PTPTN)
Bebaskanlah maafkan daku oh kasih-(Ex-Student)
(Pegawai PTPTN)Tiada kemaafan di siniKau hutang tanpa bayar sesen lagiAkan kujejakimu ke mana juaHingga akhir masa sayang

Ron-jay

Kenapa Chewing Gum Kena Banned Kat Singapore

2005-02-25T20:51:00.000Z

Rasanya ramai yang dah tahu chewing gum is a banned stuff In Singapore. Cakap pasal chewing gum dan Singapore nie. Ada satu cerita, PM Singapore pegi ke Thailand, dia makan malam dengan raja Siam. Mula-mula diorang makan udang, PM Singapore tanya kat raja siam lepas makan udang , apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit udang? Raja Siam jawab: "kami tak buat apa.kami buang aje" PM Singapore: "ooo kat Singapore , kami recycle kulit udang Jadik keropok udang, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand?" Lepas tu diorang makan limau plak. PM Singapore Tanya lagi " Lepas makan limau, apa orang Thailand buat dengan kulit limau?" Raja Siam jawab "kami tak buat apa,kami buang aje" PM Singapore: "ooo kat Singapore, kami recycle kulit limau jadik Jus limau, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand" Last sekali, diorang makan chewing gum, seperti biasa PM Singapore pun Tanya "Apa orang Thailand buat dengan chewing gum yang dah dimakan?" Raja Siam jawab "Kami tak buat apa, kami! buang aje" PM Singapore: "ooo kat Singapore, lepas makan chewing gum, kami recycle jadik kondom, lepas tu kami eksport ke Thailand" Raja Siam plak Tanya: "apa orang Singapore buat dengan kondom selepas digunakan?" PM Singapore jawab:" kami tak buat apa, kami buang aje." Raja Siam: "ooo kat Thailand, lepas guna kondom, kami recycle jadik chewing gum, Lepas tu kami eksport ke Singapore" Erk! muka PM Singapore jadik merah padam" dan sebaiksaja PM Singapore Balik ke negaranya, dia terus ban chewing gum di Singapore, sampai sekarang! Itulah kisahnya, kenapa chewing gum di-ban kat Singapore?

Yang ini easyjet pun kalah...

2005-02-19T00:22:00.000Z

Sunday morning sex.

2005-02-16T19:19:00.000Z

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start ringing. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Sandwiches

2005-02-15T23:14:00.000Z

A guy is nearing the senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. "Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato!" She screams. "Lettuce! Tomato! Whoa! PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT NOW! I can't get pregnant!" Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"

3 Guys and 100 Women

2005-02-15T23:08:00.000Z

Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in. "I am the master of all these women. No one else can touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."The Sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does for a living."
I'm a cop", says the first man."Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the Sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living."I'm a firemen", said the second man."Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?"And the third man answered, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"

Soalan Cepumas.

2005-02-14T01:54:00.000Z

Kalau semua benda dalam dunia ini jadi ikan, ikan jadi apa?

slamat Thn baru Hijrah..

2005-02-11T17:44:00.000Z

bg pihak2 kami...slamat thn baru diucapkan..
awal muharram ni..byk2 aa buat amal kebaikan skit..hehe

OK..
yesterday we had a small gathering,we've invited some of our friends..it's done specially because we just move to a new place and also because of the Hijrah new year...we organised a small 'kenduri'
Reciting Yaseen altogether and then some doa'
and then we had a chicken rice...yummy..
after that, a long chat about everything past and present..while having a hot cayi'
(as usual)

mr akabom starts to show his skills and try to repair the halogen heater which was not functioning properly....thanks to him..it works perfectly now!

and then I challenged him for some underground scene...wehehehe.... a racing game which he played last yr with me..
huhuhu..mr akabom.!..you'll never beat me with that kind of driving style!
u got a lot more to do mate!!

mr akabom want to stay at our house for that night..so..we all crash in the common room..and then he asked me....
have u slept in this house before?
I said NO..this is my first night
he goes to my computer and played azan..hehe I know he scared..
and then i offered him to put the whole mp3 quran..
he's like...play it..u never know who lives in this house before...
hehehe..yup...he scared

and then he asked me whether i can understand the meaning of the quran recited..i said..a bit..
he persuade me to learn arabic because of that..I will have a true meanings of reciting or hearing the holy quran.
that's all a part of my next journey of this life ....studying the holy quran is the most important thing as a muslim..insyaAllah I've made plan for it and can't wait for it....

well..ya'll....come too our house!!

mOOOOOvingggg .....rhyme

2005-02-08T13:23:00.000Z

moving our stuff to a new cribs..just next to the beach ..

holaa..holaa
the King is moving...the king is moving
to a new house he moves...to a new house he moves
much cheaper than before...much cheaper than before
whatta hell...whatta hell
come to my cribs...come to my cribs
we smoke sheesha together gether...we smoke sheesha together gether
music jamming all the way...music jamming all the way
karaoke all night long...karaoke all night long
oppsss...oppsss
better keep the noise down...better keep the noise down
there's old lady living downstairs...there's old lady living downstairs
so shut the fuck up...so shut the fuck up
the old lady having her nap...the old lady having her nap
sshhhhh...sshhhhh

I took it from my nursery rhyme book, the chronicles of CIN..hehe
CIN...!! are u sleeping??...oppppsss...sshhhhh she's sleeping....

Speed King went to court

2005-02-05T01:12:00.000Z

Didn't have enough sleep the day I went to court...hehe being summoned to court... why???
BEcause King speeding at TWICE off allowable speed limits...damn...I didn't realize that..
ON my Hearing day (something like this)

Do you Mr King..plead guilty or not guilty on the charge of bla bla bla...

Me: Guilty

what can I say?? they got photo of that incident......duhhh by the way..no solicitor represent me....I'm alone..

Do you know that u're supposed to be disqualified from driving by bla bla bla... tell us why we shouldn't take away your driving licence bla bla bla again..

All the magistrates put some serious face on me.... and gave some serious piece of advice...
clerk of justice is the nicest one in that court..hehe...plus all my friends..mumbling among them during the hearing..bising aaa oi..!!

after I explained it all to them......the magistrates starts discussing among themselves to find a suitable fine that suits my conviction....

stand up please Mr King, U've been ban from driving in Uk...for 28 days starting today..and u must pay a fine sums of 90q..

I was like...that's it? .........PHEEWWW

I wore a shirt and pair of slacks on that day...and I look much like a solicitor than a defendant.... and..all my friends..look like criminals..hehe.. but I'm the one who is guilty here.. ;)

Well...that's it basically... hmmmmm....The King should get a lawyer Queen..then the King life would be much easier? init? haha....

Directly just after the hearing......straight I run for my presentation..the board is waiting...mak aih...! there I go again..speeding..but this time..no driving involved..I'm Banned from it..hehe

Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the

2005-02-03T13:31:00.000Z

If you scored...80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you.

40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones.

20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good.

0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

Why is Football played for 45 minutes!

2005-02-01T20:30:00.000Z

Why football is played for 45 minutes ? Those who thought of this must have lots of time. Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Eventhe sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the rightanswer. In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonableanswer. He said.... "The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is :-> There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each playerbrings his own '2 balls' So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ballon the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45.".>> Question Answered !!! Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes which are the referee's balls!

-Ron jay-

What Do U Call Them?

2005-02-01T20:19:00.000Z

0. Who is the only Singh?Jaswant Singh

1. A SINGH who is sailor?Karpal Singh

2. A SINGH who attends a chinesewedding party?Yam Singh

3. A SINGH who is digging a hole?Menggali Singh

4. A SINGH who likes to slap people?Tau Ba Singh

5. A SINGH who is a gangster?Samsingh

6. A SINGH who is lost?Missingh

7. A SINGH who is noisy?Bisingh

8. A SINGH who likes herbs?Gin Singh

9. A SINGH who kills people?Assassingh

10. A SINGH with one ball?Balwant Singh

11. A SINGH with two balls?Balan Singh(as in balancing)

12. A SINGH with three balls?AMAZING !!!!!!

13. A SINGH who is swimming in aniced pool?Kuldip Singh

14. A SINGH who likes to drink soyabean milk?Yeoh Hup Singh

15. What do you call a Singh whoowns a ship that sank?No lah, not TitanicSingh,He's Karam Singh

16. What do you call a Singh who wassacked from the national hockey team?Relax Singh

17. What do you call a Singh who is a lausy Singh?Owtar Singh

18. What do you call a Singh who likes roundabout?Pu Singh

19. If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their owncountry,what will they call their currency?Mata Wang Ah Singh

20. Then what do you call a Singh who like to scold people?Tiew Niah Singh

The King

2005-01-31T21:28:00.000Z

The King Are a Peacemaker Soul

The King strive to please others and compromise anyway The King can.
War or conflict bothers The King, and The King would do anything to keep the peace.
The King is a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes The King do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.

While The King keep the peace, The King tend to be secretly judgemental.
The King lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, The King has got a great sense of humor and wit.
The King is always diplomatic and able to give good advice.

Souls The King are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Proud to be Malaysian

2005-01-31T21:25:00.000Z

You Know You're Malaysian When....

You complain about the quality of the pirated DVD you just purchased. "What, RM10 for DVD5?! Aiyah, boss ... sound no good, cheaperlah ..."

You're willing to consume sambal petai and durian and gladly suffer the bloating and wind-breaking incidents.

You're exceedingly polite to the Mat Sallehs but you slag your own kind. "Hello, sir. Why don't you sit here, it’s got the best view of the city skyline." But, "Aunty-ah, your table is over there next to the kitchen."

You order Maggi goreng and fried chicken, complain about how oily the food is, and then proceed to finish it anyway.

You love to talk about food. You're already thinking about what to have for dinner while eating lunch. "I'm stuffed. What shall we have for dinner?"

You dive into a communal-style meal the moment the dish lands on the table only to hesitate at the last morsel of food on the serving dish. There are two possible explanations for this: the first is the pai seh (embarrassed) factor, while the other is the myth that the person who eats the last piece will be a spinster.

You hit the accelerator the moment the first drop of rain hits your windshield. "Alamak, it's going to rain. Sure traffic jam one. I'd better drive faster."

You seize the opportunity to make a U-turn anywhere ... especially where there is a sign telling you not to. Well, so long as the cops aren't in sight.

You feel a burning desire to send text messages and even have the gall to give your friend a blow-by-blow account of the movie to your friend on the handphone — during the screening of the movie. "Okay, now that girl Lizzie is impersonating an Italian singer; she so doesn’t look Italian ..."

You forsake your loved ones for the all-important four letter-word: S-A-L-E. "Sorry, mum, I can't take you to Aunt Mary’s because I have to go to MidValley before the crowd." You’re also more than happy to be part of the insane traffic jam that forms around malls during weekends and sale periods.

11. Reality shows Akademi Fantasia and Malaysian Idol dictate your social life. "What, no TV at the mamak? Count me out — I'm staying home. Rinie needs my support."

You pepper every sentence with lah. "No-lah, I can't see you today-lah. I have to study-lah. You know-lah, the prison warden aka mak is watching me like a hawk"

You fail to function normally without your daily dose of teh tarik and nasi lemak.

You have owned at least one Proton in your lifetime. Cheap, cheap. That is until you start to make enough dough to buy that Honda you've been salivating over.

You slow down at an accident site to take down the car number plate, but won't step out of your car to help — the victim could be a robber!

You'd rather park your car along the main road outside the mall, where there's a yellow line, rather than pay RM1 to park inside where there are adequate bays.

You plead, bat your eyelids and relate a sob story to the officer at the town council office to let you off the hook (or reduce the amount considerably) for the fine you incurred when you parked your car on the double line.

You make an appointment for 10am and conveniently show up a half hour late — Malaysian time, what ...

You pop open the wet tissue packet at the Chinese restaurant by squeezing the trapped air to the top of the packet before proceeding to smash your fist into it. The louder the pop the better.

You greet your friend / neighbor / acquaintance on the street with "How are things?" or "Have you eaten?" or better yet, by stating the obvious: "Went to market ah?"

Ramlee burger is the "piece de resistance" of your growing-up-years cuisine.

You catch all major televised events at the mamak.

You have roughly six meals a day (breakfast, mid-morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and supper). Then there's the snacking — keropok ikan, pisang goreng, muruku, jam tarts and the like.

You get the whole family dressed to the nines, jump into the car and head for the minister's open house — and ask for styrofoam boxes and plastic bags to tar pau food.

Your accent and language style vary according to the race of the person you are conversing with.

You've got a friendly disposition. Smiles are abundant and your "Apa khabar?" is warm and sincere.

You exclaim loudly how expensive everything is, even though the items may in fact be going for a steal. "Wah! So expensive, ah? Hak sei ngor (Scare me to death)!"

You dig deep into your pockets to contribute to the latest appeal for donations in the newspapers.

You "dis" our country all the time, but as soon as something good happens (like winning the Thomas Cup), you morph into a proud Malaysian.

You never travel abroad without a bottle of chilli sauce, or sachets which you can sneak into restaurants.

You're proud to be Malaysian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Malaysian friends!

"You Know You're"

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Don't be a loser!!

2005-01-31T20:43:00.000Z

today,mizzkuzi n reezs went to newcastle...they went there by metro train and as usual they're not buying the ticket coz they wanna be a loser ever...after reached in newcastle,they went to the eldon squre to hung around and doing some windows shopping....after tired of walking,they met kak newcaslte to had a lunch n dinner at turkies stalls....after finished eating they went back home again.....-end-

Kantoi ngan 'Bedi'

2005-01-30T16:48:00.000Z

Today kiter org dua org jerr tinggal kat umah...aku ngan BEL J jerr...aku tido kul 8 pg....that kul Bill masuk dlm bilik King....mula-mula aku tak sedap....lepas tuh biler dier nampak aku bgn....trus dier cover line...dier mintak ambl buku kat blakang pintu...lpas tuh aku trus bgn masuk bilik BEL J....then malik came to BEL J room n cakap that Bedi dah masuk dlm bilik King n check thwe room....lpas tuh dier nampak kertas lapik shysha ....bara shysha ader atas kertas tuh...then utk cover balik...aku trus bawah masuk bilik King...n kater Bedi yg bara tuh aku punyer ubat...heheheh...tak tahu laa klau dier tuh caya ker tak....lpas tuh the King balik .....bawak 'kerabat-kerabat'...lagi laa memanas kan 'line'....kiter trus blah dri umah tuh....pi umah mmber kiter org

-reezs-

nasihat untuk perempuan

2005-01-30T03:23:00.000Z

haloo jumper agi..okies hari nie nak bg sikit nasihat kat pomblee & nak bg tips sikit care2 nak cari lelaki yg bagui.laki....laki nie memang suker berlagak,pastu suke tunjuk macho,pastu brani(hanye depan gurl jela)tapi jgn samekan ron jay laks okay!so tips2 nak tahu lelaki yg bergune:-
1> careing
2> padai jage hati
3> bukan apon
4> bijak berfikir
5> pandai menyesuaikan diri ikut tempat
hmm cukup la nie ek.so kalo guy tue ader ciri2 nie.he is perfect 91% yg selebihnyer laks the way he dress,jgn la macam mpaj @ DBKL..and also the way he talk.if he talk rubish dia memang DBKL.this is before get togather..lepas tu x kisah la.memang ader hak pun nak cakap camtu.some of the gurl kadang2 x paham how to value this things..coz diaorg still not enough mature,so by the time come it will automaticaly change.the way ur thinking will change,and everything laa pendek criter..but still some of them,trying to ignore this changes coz their priority is for enjoyment.gurls bare in mind theres always a limit for everything.so think!u r not goin to waste anything if u think for more then twice.but u will regret if u choose the wrong way!u cant claim the past.so i think its enough to let ur brain work now.and one more thing,if u r goin to get married,so make sure u play ur roll,although its not perfect make sure 90%.be a good wife,everyday try to attract ur hubby!x kisahla ape care pun.DAN JGN SESEKALI GUNE BOMOH.ok thats all for now.if u wanna consult further more bout this,ur plz to call ron jay.

Pomblee

2005-01-30T02:48:00.000Z

hello...today is a happy day for those who r feeling happy.....anyway thats not the main topic we r goin to discuss..the topic for today is about a gurl...pomblee....sarkee..ape lagi ek...whatever...
so pomblee...pomblee is soft and sometimes they r rough too..depends the situation..so as a guy out there..selalunyer memang la nak attract pomblee nie...so care dia yg selalu org wat,bergaya MACHO,PAKAI PAKAIAN bapak kemas!....then perfume bleh tahan untuk 5 kali x mandi...so u guy i wanna tell u, this is useless...plz dont do this stop it...coz why,u r searching for a life partner..so u dont need this things..the important things is sincerity,and openness..and she can accept u dlm keadaan ape sekali pun..yg jenis camtu baru kekal selamenye...
lain for the player...they have to be smart and nice looking...smart tu bkn dalam intelligent,dari segi pakaian jela...but this msg is for the one who r searching for a gurl to be a nice wife...okay i'll give u some tips:-

1> pomblee tu kene ader sifat sabar.
2> pomblee tu kene pandai menyelesaikan masalah.(x kisah ape masalah pun)
3> always kene pandai amik hati.
4> suamila harta yg paling lumayan untuk dia.
so guys ader byk agi tips sebenarnye, so if gurl have this kind of attitude,so shes perfect.for sure semua nak yg muke lawa2..kalo camtu yg buruk tue sape nak amik.so dont be choosey.and the most important thing,whatever u say she have to obey.(for sure for the good thing haa)
and also jgn pulak semuaye pomblee jer yg kene...guys pun ader peranan dia so make sure mainkan peranan sebagai seorg lelaki yg gentleman..kalo masih ader problem gak buleh la bertanya dgn ron jay di talian tol berbayar 0800-4256-0071.@ sms ke nombor 22486
setiap sms dicaj £3.duit tu akan disumbang ke tabung tsunami.dan setiap panggilan dicaj £1 seminit,duit tu pula akan disumbang untuk tabung riversdale untuk mencari umah baru.kite jumper agi lain kali.

Very happy man today....

2005-01-29T10:57:00.000Z

Yesterday it was very happy day to both of my fren'....we celebrate they b'day together....we plan this party a day before we go to sleep...then the next monin' we all woke up just before jumat prayer....then we all have same 'head ache' at the library.....then me,king,milaim n BEL J....we went to ASDA to buy some food for the party....that we went to fitim place to chill till everybody coming....while waitng at fitim place my eyes are getting heavy n heavy.....i went to sleep like 4 hour....then when i woke up...i saw fitim,farat...sitting wacthing the computer...then i when down i saw akmar...she come here just to for ron jay..we all sang the song when he coming in the door....

selamat segala selamaT!

2005-01-28T14:39:00.000Z

hey...today's events....we've been looking for all jobs around sunderland....1stly,we went to varsity club coz they got an exibition for the latest jobs....after that,we went to Argos,Kfc,REED and Burger King....wudddaaaafuukkkkk!!!why they are so resist??nahhhh...just forget it..maybe we don't have any luck for this time...soooo,To sunderland mates,this is the WARNING!!be careful coz we are going to be a jobless if we're stay here...Damn!!the day is
getting dark now,we went back n had some SHihaaaaa....yeeehaaaa!!everyone was acted like a king asshole..or we called it 'SULTAN'....and then,we got high coz smoked lots of shishaaaa.....everyone just been sitting in the room and played with shihaaa....till the time shown us at 12 o'clock...yeahhhh HAPPY BURFDAY TO ABg KArat!!...all the riversdales gang wishes him happy burfday n he was so happy that day...then we continued smoking shihaaa again till we're getting tired....after finished,we went to the library to get some
headache...we've been there till 5.30am...lots of things we do inside the library...chatting,watching news, and ect ect...after that,we went back home to get our napping...thats all for today...

-MizzKuzi-

Ikan kering and the shoe!

2005-01-28T13:40:00.000Z

heloo nie RON JAY...nie ader criter la sikit nak bagitau kat public...there was a incedent about a shoe and ikan kering...dua dua nie memang ader conection yg rapat gler...so firstly...haaa camni lah....dia nie seorng penghuni RIVERSDALE TERRACE, name dia(abg tokok tambah)bukan name sebenar. as u all know sunderland nie negeri kaya dgn ikan...so this guy was working with them for a couple of month....so everyday he came to the house bawak ikan...
so we all pun x braper suke suke....x tau nak bgtau camner...coz he's our good budy u know...
then after a long time our bedy, thats what we use to call coz bedy is beddas wife... mula pasang pasang spy dia kate carpet umah dia mula ader like something dirt.....ade colour-colour putih....
hah lupe nak bgtau lak yg paling penting sekali.....selain drp kte org ader seorg agi yg stay with us he's from beijing....name dia shushushu(memang name panggilan)this guy really stink!
bau tandas awam kat msia bagui agi....mandi x pernah bersih....tapi mungkin sebab mate dia kut...terlampau sepet....u know sepet??????pastu yg paling kureng nyer....selambe mak ayah toksami dia jer masak bacon dlm umah....memang mak dia itam....sebab dia wat perangai camtu...dia tue cam wally gler...paham tak wally tue aper?hmmmm tula ron jay x nak tulis inglis takut hampa x paham....hik hik hik!!!!!!!ok come back to the story.....bout the dirt...so we all tought this shushushu was doing the mess....sebab bedy pun ader tanyer kat ron jay sape yg kotorkan umah...sebab carpet dia mahal gler...kate bedy....mane taknyer diakan whitey..hik hik hik...so ron jay kate la nie mesti shushushu punye pasai.....so after a sometime spy dah dapat tangkap dah sape punyer angkara....toink3!nak tau saper tak.....abg tokok tambah rupenye...
so we all was like kene current voltage tinggi..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tapi yg x buleh blahnyer muke abg tokok kiter selamber jer!!!!!!happy go lucky........
tapi time nie dah xder lucky dah!!!!!!!so bedy laks amik shoe tu trus buang....bedy pun wat kurang ajar gak...selamber mak dia nyer husband kedua laks buang kasut tokok,tapi x bgtau tokok...but actually we all was happy la bab kasut tu kene buang.....sebab nyer kite org x suke bau ikin kering...and ikan yg selalu dia bawak ke umah like what i mension thats now.....bau kasut dia la......bapak busuk.....u wanna know something...selalu kucing kan dtg ble ader bau ikan...nie kucing pun lari..wakakakkakakakaka....seriously x teepo...hik hik hik!!!!!!
so u all judge la bertape haram nyer elh silap harum nyer kasut tue.....so we all like 50% happy and 50% sad la mengenangkan nasib c tokok tu....bab kasut tu dia syg gler...actually bkn kasut
bau tu la....sikit punyer susah nak dapat.....anyway sekarang dia dah beli boot baru,minat kat timberland,ntah ape punyer land ntah dia beli.....haaaa abu kayu brand dia...(ashwood)
so start from that day we all live happyly ever after..bab bau tu dah x der...hmm thats all the news for today...kay

Udang-Udangan

2005-01-28T04:33:00.000Z

jomm makan Udang...hidup lagi ni!!

Lookin' for a job

2005-01-28T04:20:00.000Z

Today just after my classes...my fren' n i we went to an exibition of job at varsity....we went like 6 of us....i was not lookin' for any job...i just stay there n keep my smile up when i saw the people...the reason we all went there is bcoz one of our fren' wife trying to get a job here....she so bored already...alwiz sitting at home doin' notting...
when we got there it was like a lot of people in lil' place...it was so bz....i can't move propaly...one of my fren' he went to talk to everyone bout the vacancy...the wife of my fren' she was too shy to talk to the people...at last she talk to the guy at 'littlewood'
we got a lot of gift from the booth...it was a fun day out

-reezs-

Lunch'up with the gang

2005-01-26T20:22:00.000Z

today we have a great lunch with gang....we ate pasta...a very good pasta.... cooked by fitim n milaim...everybody was there..even one of our fren' from newcastle has joined along...
then we all wacthed a movie...'Gone in 60 second'

-reezs-

the king has come back

2005-01-26T11:35:00.000Z

man...got a presentation for my concept design next week...but still i'm chillin though hehehe
it's all in my head...

ohooo london trip was very cool although I couldn't do what initially i was planning to do..phewwww.....i was nocturnal as I am....walking every night across london.. we all went crazy and almost got into bloomberg news! haha..

met a few new friends over there...man.. i need to go there again!

I'm going to london again in a few weeks time...hmmm london again?? .... something got my attention over there....

AARGHH.....just leave the london and memories to the rest lads to tell, the king is busy....got to go back to work...and starts moving out from the current house..hehe

what do we bought from london??......a sheesha...that's it and I mean that's it!..
even though i don't smoke..

-King-

BlondY!!

2005-01-26T10:49:00.000Z

yeahh ...we woke up at 7a.m and wait till at 11a.m just to figured out what will going to happens today...when the evening is death,Mizzkuzi n mr abg karat went to buy the blondy stuff...sorg pilih hair colour kesukaan sendiri...during the nite,kitrog mulakan operasi mengcolour ...yeahhh!!!....kiteorg lah abg2 whity skali kat sunderland nie...so,that it for today mate!!!cheers!

-Mizzkuzi-

In the bus to london....

2005-01-26T10:47:00.000Z

The monin' of the day that we went to london...we already woke up late...i mean very later...i thought the bus were at 8.30 in the monin....but when we check back it was like 8.05 in the monin.....then we arrived at the train station at 7.30 n the train depart at 7.38....it like 30 minutes to arrived at the bus station....n ours fren is been waiting for us for 20 minutes already....they were cold like a stone when i saw them....
when we arrived at the station...we all ran to the bus station...but not even half the way...i was running out of breaths...hhehehe...'pancit tuh'....

n then the bus station was 3 minutes for the train station...when we all arrived they it already 2 minute late....but the bus is still there...lucky for us...very lucky....hehehe

the bus ride...it was terrible man....the sit it was very hard...like a stone...n the space it was like very small for a guy like me...hehehe..the bus took like 7 hour to arrived to london...by that time my 'rear' were very asleep...can't felt any thing

- reezs-

BiG eLL

2005-01-22T13:16:00.000Z

Yo wUdduP!...harinie jam menunjukkan pukul 3 petang semua bdk2 riversdale baru bangkit dari tido...we went off from the Mr John house at 5p.m coz kena antar kak newcastle gi M'sia hall....after that, we had our drink at M'sia hall resturant coz the whity guys wanna try malaysia's 'Pulling Teh '...dorg cakap best gilee..actually, teh tarik m'sia hall x sedap langsung coz pahit n tawar nak mati...but nak buat camner kedai NAHA resturant jauh from m'sia hall...after we had our 'pulling teh',we went to the LonDOn City wif kak newcastle n both whity guys...dialah paling whity sekali!!!....after tired hung around,we went back again to Mr john's house...lepak2 n rest coz nak simpan energy for tommorrow plak....ape lagi main control car lah bdk2 riversdale sebelum tidoo...si adik whity plak sebuk dgn chatting dgn awek dia...ape boleh buat bdk2 nak naik...lepas tue malam makin lewat selamat lah kiteorg bernafas di atas katil...sekian....

-Mizzkuzi-

today

2005-01-21T05:50:00.000Z

we just came back from playing football in wearmouth hall and now in library doing our 'stuff', jam menunjukkan pukui 9 mlm now..before playing football, we loaded our what so called perut or stomach ngan makanan free sempena hari raya...courtesy from masjid people...Alhamdulillah..JazakAllahkhair
ada jemputan imam dr masjid lain kat sunderland utk merayakan eid bersama2... segan gue..ngan rambut yg bertocang..kuang2 cover ngan snow cap..takut kena tegur.. anyway..we pray isha' together and then melantak...as usual...budak2 kitorang buat port sendri...(racist giler) hehehe...bukannnn.......actually..hmm kitorang suka buat lawak sambil makan2...nanti gelak2...org ingat kita kutuk2 diorang plak..tak baik seh.. lawak kali ni plak seperti biasa...kalau bkan sham...malik yg start..kalini pasai..jana gana mana...carik aa apa maksud.
.bab menyanyi..serah ajer kat aku..habis di 'improvised' nyer..lagu2..jadi bahan2 utk merapatkan silaturrahim kitorang....hua hua hua.....

oooooooooooooo......SUNDERLAND...damn WINDY..mengeringkan ketiak2 kitorang....even after the feckin sweating football session.. a little touch from the wind..and then our armpit goes dry like a falling leaves..hahahaha
..oppss..got to go...the guards just said 'starts finishing off please'
anyway...we're going to london this weekend...London again?...pergh...perabis duit aa...apa lagi
se ya later........tata..

A big Presentation today.....

2005-01-21T05:21:00.000Z

today we have a big presentation on the proposal. the proposal has been given to us like 1 1/2 month ago....i did the slide by what in the proposal....we all stay up for 24 hour straight non sleep...suppose to the presentation...but we all like to do something else instead the presentation...
when the time to present the presentation the first group was present it first....we are the second group....there were a black guy in our group who was started the presentation....after bout a few sildes...then it was my turn to present my part....it was damn long n blur...bcoz i was standing beside the srceen...then it was my colleague turn to present....everything went pefect.....personally i think that we are among the best presenter of the day.....i don't know what the lecturers think about that...

pray the best to pass the subject.......

-reezs-

Eid Mubarak and welcome

2005-01-20T10:09:00.000Z

Assalamualaikum semua....
selamat hari raya...Haji
welcome to riversdale blog..
from now on..u can read lots of crap that we're going to put in...hope u all enjoy!